Dave Cryer's Haiku Hike

Hi, I'm Dave from Huddersfield, England. This blog is for my haiku. I write them pretty regularly, basing them on the daily news and submitting them to The Guardian Online's competition. Each Monday they give away Book Tokens to their weekly winner. Follow the links if you fancy a go.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

237. Shifting Sand

Blackpool donkeys get
One hour lunch - will this lead to
Ass unemployment?

posted by Dave Cryer @ 2:58 PM 1 comments

Thursday, April 28, 2005

236. Pulling the Ropes of Democracy

You lied. I didn't.
Yes you did. No I did not.
Ding dong goes the bell.

posted by Dave Cryer @ 10:14 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

235. Dead Set

Anti-TV gang
Have switch-off gadget for pubs:
Channelled aggression.

posted by Dave Cryer @ 9:11 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

234. Not Down the Queen's Head, but Delivering It Instead.

Posties win prizes:
Problem addressed, stamping out
Sick leave - first class scheme.

posted by Dave Cryer @ 9:28 AM 0 comments

Thursday, April 21, 2005

233. Can't See the Woods

What no-good hood would
Steal from Edward Woodward's goods?
Downward wends bad blood.

posted by Dave Cryer @ 4:31 PM 0 comments

232. The Blue Touchline

Think of prams and toys,
Think of Ferguson and Moyes:
Shake and make up, boys.

posted by Dave Cryer @ 2:48 PM 0 comments

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

231. A Benediction?

White smoke billows out
Then some black, then white again:
Yes, my fridge caught fire.

posted by Dave Cryer @ 9:04 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

230. Time to Let Go?

Lego bricking it:
Mobile generation has
New age building blocks.

posted by Dave Cryer @ 11:13 AM 0 comments

229. Leaders and Packs

China and Japan
Square up, muscle-bound top dogs:
Hounds of the world watch.

posted by Dave Cryer @ 10:49 AM 0 comments